The Harambee Stars are going to America.
Wow.. wow.. Congratulations boys. well done.
Just to secure the Visa's (Have they?) needs salutations.
What are they going to do there? They are off to chase the American dream, or rather the Jamaican dream.
In America, not Kingston.
So according to a famous friend called Sammy TY, they are going there to play reggae and watch football.
Because since when did Jamaica play football?.
I thought they just dance reggae, run athletics and play cricket.
Football: You have go to be pulling my leg and in America? Connecticut to be precise..
To this point, I am still lost on why we are playing jamaica in a friendly match.
And don't tell me it's about the money, as according to that famous friend, the figures involved in the match are crap.
80,000 dollars.. (ksh 6.4 million) big figures? not in my book.
That is small money in football. So small, it can't buy Victor Wanyama his trainers at Manchester United.
I wonder how Nyamweya and his henchmen will split it.. Pssss.
My verdict of playing Jamaica: Reggae tunes.
On the music: Trivial
The trip: Do they have Visas?
In other news.. Another friend then came along claiming to have a footballing angle to the trip.
What is it, I asked?
Jamaica are ranked 63 by FIFA.
England 3, Jamaica 63.
I rest my case..