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As I am tired of reading all the bad things he has to say about us Kenyans, I have decided to have some fun with the big man.
Here we go..
Question: How are you Mr Musonye?
Musonye:Who said that I am from Kenya??
I hate my wife, kids and own life. I was born in a hole of a country and can't believe that I am called what I am.
I detest that fact that my name is Musonye, wish that I was called anything else.
Why was I born, why am I who I am.. Why am I associated with Kenya?
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Question: Sir, that was beside the point, but anyway, how is Cecafa doing?
Musonye: Kenyan football is unbelievably poor and I think that they would rather go home and sit, instead of playing football.
They are not talented in anything other than drinking beer, watching news and politicking.
That they are part of Cecafa is complete waste of space and if I was given a chance, I would expel them.
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Question: Again, please answer the question asked... How far has Cecafa come in recent years in terms of growth?
Musonye: That country Kenya..
Why do they even exist, why are they called Kenya? What kind of name is that??
They are the reason CECAFA is a poor performer, they are the reason to this date, we struggle to fill stadiums in this region.
I blame them for everything.
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Question: Finally talking of Kenya, what do you think of Kenya's chances of hosting the Africa Cup of nations in future?
Musonye: In their own country, it will never happen.
No one in their right minds would want to go there, why go to Kenya when you can go to Somalia?
I think that they are the worst example of a country and an existence.
That is what a typical conversation with Musonye would be like, full of tosh and hurt. (No pun sir)
Go hang
Piece of advice for Mr Musonye though would be to leave Kenya alone, since we inspire you in no way. Let us be who we are, leave us to our mediocrity.
